Smap Eyed Peas

I saw this awesome SmapXSmap episode one night while having dinner at my favorite ramen shop in San Francisco. See Will.i.am impress the crowd with his knowledge of Japanese pop culture references and talk of the phone call from Michael Jackson in Bahrain. And Fergie rocks her shit with the boy band by performing London Bridge in their tacky neon studio. By the way, I totally know why Will knows so much about Japanese culture. It's because he used to date a Japanese girl, like, a decade ago. And I know this because he told me so while I was rolling a j for him, Taboo, and Will in a college dorm room, back when they didn't have Fergie and were trying to solicit roadies while giving free performances at liberal arts colleges. Back then, Will's email address was its1pea@aol.com. If any of you try it, let me know if he writes back. Then maybe I can say, hey remember me? We played videogames together before you were a hot shot.