Announcing the Golden Poop Contest Winners...

Happy Halloween! 3 lucky winners of Lisa's Golden Poop Contest will be getting a golden-poop-in-a-baseball-mitt cell phone strap, and they are: - thebatya, who said: "poop joins mother with daughter, brother with sister, enemy with enemy, lover with lover from generations past and future for and from eternity." Holy crap. That's deep. - some dude, who said: "I made friends yesterday with a cabbie from England—we both get emergency poops. Except he's ok with squatting. Under I-280. In Bayview. And getting spotlighted by the SFPD." Actually, some dude, the real winner is the cabbie from England. Can we send him the golden poop please? - the anonymous commenter who said poop tastes like chicken. How the hell did you figure that? If you haven't already, e-mail me your address so I can send you your shit.