Pressure-point-pusher and instant-stretcher machine.

See all those little white bubbles on the colorful illo of your two feet? Those are all strategically placed to titillate your pressure points. The angled platform allows you to stretch out your calves, thighs, and back. Just standing on it for one minute a day (while you brush your teeth, or watch the weather forecast) gets you in better shape and rids your body of existing aches and pains. I've been kinda lazy about exercising lately, so I think I want one. They're 5,800 yen here.