Reach enlightenment in just seconds.

Meditating is hard. I've tried everything from those fluffy self-awareness classes taught by white women with long hair in Berkeley to sitting on a little cushion reciting chants from a book while facing a wall in a traditional Soto Zen Buddhist temple in Nishi Azabu. Today, I still cannot sit still for more than a few minutes unless I'm in an airplane. So I had to find another way to reach enlightenment, and this is what I found. A Buddha mask that will immediately make you look stone cold, statuesque, and...meditative. OOOOHHHMMMMMM......