Shiny metallic microscope cell phone strap

The possibilities are endless with this sleek metallic microscope cell phone strap. You can inspect everything from the mysterious crumbs on your kitchen counter to the nose pores of the guy nodding asleep next to you on the Yamanote train. It magnifies whatever you're looking at by 15x, which is a world record for cell phone strap microscopes. Yea, that's right. This thing is a record breaker, like the guy who recited pi for 16 hours. Plus you can't really tell what it is just by looking at it--is it a chess piece? A wheel lock? Something to smoke out of? Get yours here for 1000 yen.