Gooooooooaaaaal! Feverish Excitement Soccer Ball Button

The World Cup makes people CRAZY in most countries (except the US, we don't seem to give a shit about soccer here), and that fire and excitement are hard to relive without the booming remarks of equally excited commentators. That's why there's the Jon Kabira Feverish Excitement Goal Voice Button. Jon Kabira's one of Japan's premier sports commentators, famous for saying things like: "Goaaaaaaaal!" and "Ohhh that's a foul!" and "Now that's world class!" in Japanglish. A bonk on the soccer ball's head will make it say all these and more in Kabira's recorded voice. It's only 10cm wide by 7cm tall, so you can hide it in the corner of your cubicle and push it every now and then to revive your bored, anal retentive co-workers--or if you're looking for an excuse to get fired. Buy yours here for 980 yen.