Geisha girls love dancing and hairy monsters.

If you're like this dude, you can finally expect something more than just a lit cigar from that hot, powder-faced Japanese girl you spent hundreds of dollars to spend time with in that Kyoto tea house. A local geisha's rights organization has started to provide English language lessons to its subjects to better enable them to explain the tradition behind geisha culture. 50 girls, young and old, are in the first class, which is taking place right now. A sneak peak in the pic below. As you can see, the girl in the purple kimono has written something that is making the yellow kimono girl smile. If you zoom into the sheet of paper in front of her, you can see that she wrote: "American men are hairy monsters." Either that, or "I love dancing." Story here.