Alien detector cell phone strap.

We all know that aliens exist. We just never really figured out how to find them--especially not the ones that don't look like ET. That's why a Japanese alien specialist created this alien detector cell phone strap to carry around. Using this thing requires a little bit of extraterrestrial detection training. But here's the short version of what you have to do: 1. Go to a place known for suspected alien landings. 2. Lightly press the detector button. If there's a UFO nearby, the gadget will make a "Piko piko" noise. 3. You've found your alien! The rest is easy. Have the suspect put his/her/its finger on the button while pushing the metal piece on the reverse side. IF your new friend is really an extraterrestrial, the device will scream: "Hyun! Hyun!" This way you don't have to do experiments on all your alien-like weird friends. Most importantly, this device has the endorsement of Japan's number one alienophile, Junichi Yaoi. Buy yours here for 2,116 yen.