Slim card-type 1000x loupe fits in your wallet and analyzes sperm.

This ultra-thin, ultra-magnifying disposable loupe fits in your wallet with your credit cards and drivers license. The blue card magnifies by 500x and the pink by 1000x. Just place a tiny amount of whatever you're examining in the center hole, insert the enclosed prepalette in the slit, place a transparency on the lens card, and then prepare to stare. The manufacturers surveyed 1000 people on favorite uses for this popular product, and the results were as follows: 1. To assess the health of sperm 2. To analyze the fluidity of red blood cells 3. To inspect hair follicles 4. To observe microorganisms What is this woman so excited about, I wonder? Get yours here.